LATEST NEWS

30th April 2008

Dave is on BBC1 tomorrow (Thursday 1st May) at 7 pm on The ONE Show being interviewed by Dominic Littlewood about the Krays. Miss it at your peril ... well, unless you have a date with a Supermodel. If you DO have a date with a Supermodel but would prefer to watch Dave on TV then please feel free to give me her phone number and I'll take her out for you, leaving you free to watch the prog. Just one of my many services to DC fans. Can't say fairer than that, can I?

28th April 2008

Don't forget that Dave is at the Luton Chicago Rock Cafe on the 7th May. Your chance to meet London's most infamous celebrity gangster Dave Courtney! Get your VIP Tickets now for just £50 and you could be enjoying a delicious dinner with Dave before the event.

Call 01582 405144 for your VIP tickets or click here to get your normal event ticket for just £5. For more information on this event please click here.

Click HERE to see the Flyer.

16th April 2008

Dave has sent Mark Fish a "Guardian Angel" to watch over him. Mark took one look and said "I think I'll take my chances!"

Wanna see the angel DC sent him (and the reason for his response)? CLICK HERE

15th April 2008

Well, it seems that Dave and I aren't the only people to view his "bail" in the Bristol case with some suspicion. I have just received the following from another old pal, Tel Currie:

JAIL, BAIL, FARCE AND A MASTERPLAN MADE OF GLASS!!

So, Dave Courtney has been bailed. With the sheer weight of evidence in his favour, there is no way Dave Courtney could go down for what he’s being accused of. The case is cut and dried and should of been thrown out of court last Friday, so why wasn’t it?

Moreover, why was nobody the least bit surprised upon hearing DC will now appear at a later date?

This of course buys time... But for WHO?

Being on bail is an extremely fragile place to be, it’s a tightrope with no safety harness. If Dave Courtney makes the most minor of mistakes while on bail, he will be straight in jail on remand.It has been known on many occasions for those in a similar situation to be ‘helped along’ when on bail and find themselves in prison after something had been ‘found’ that was not there before or other unsavory works of the supernatural!

Of course, nobody is saying this is what will happen but it’s not unheard of. Why is more time needed? That’s the interesting question. Could it be the starter was far from filling and the main course will take longer to cook up than usual?

If that is the plan, it’s extremely transparent because everyone has said exactly the same thing.

I would suggest that if DC is arrested again before his next appearance in Bristol it would be worth looking at the reason why extremely closely.

Can I also take this opportunity to announce with great regret and sympathy that Chris Lambrianou phoned me on Sunday to inform me of the death of his brother Leon. Rest in peace my friend and please spare a thought and sympathy for the Lambrianou family. Leon is the third of the brothers to pass away in four years, only Chris & Jimmy remain.

PLEASE SOMEBODY BRING ON SOME GOOD NEWS!!!

14th April 2008

Mark FishOur old friend Mark Fish has had a spot of bother. Mark has been dashing up and down the motorways for the past seven weeks overseeing the filming of the movie of Charlie Bronson's life. A couple of days ago he was at a set of traffic lights with his young daughter in the passenger seat. He pulled away, heard a loud twang and hit a lamp-post. Neither he nor his daughter were hurt, but the front of the car was rather bent.

An auto-technician who surveyed the car said that someone had loosened the nuts and locking nuts on his track rod ends. "They couldn't have come undone themselves" said the technician, "Someone must have done it deliberately."

From minor corrosion evidence on the threads, the technician said he reckoned that they had been loosened to within two turns of coming off about two weeks earlier. Mark is extremely lucky that they didn't come undone while he was belting down the motorway ... DISASTER ... or maybe that was the intension!

Mark's attitude? "I don't give a f**k if someone wants to kill me. It wouldn't be the first time. I don't know if I've pissed somebody off with what I'm doing for Charlie, but endangering my innocent daughter is another matter!"

11th April 2008

Dave phoned this afternoon after leaving court in Bristol to tell me that had been bailed to appear at another date. Very strange considering the weight of evidence he has to beat the charges. Strange? Perhaps not.

Dave says it seems pretty obvious why:

"Everyone knows what happens if you're arrested again when you're on bail. You are straight in on remand, no question. So, they've put me on bail 'cos they're cooking something up. I expect that, before my next appearance in Bristol, they will arrest me for something else and I get a 'Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200' card!"

Personally, I've never known Dave to be wrong in these matters, so keep watching this space.

If you're in the Swansea area this evening you might like to consider going to the Audience With Carlton Leach at the 4 Seasons Club,  Trallwn Rd, Llansamlet, Swansea, SA7 9UQ [MAP], as Dave will be in attendance with his good friend Carlton.

5th April 2008

4th April 2008

As reported a couple of days ago, Dave is all set to launch Hell To Pay in America. Roberto Gomez, the film's Director, has been kind enough to release the cover of the US DVD to me, so here it is:

3rd April 2008

Dave will be appearing at An Audience With ... at the Omega Sector, 90-98 Corporation Street, Birmingham, B4 6SX [MAP] on Sunday 13th April. Tickets are £15 each available from 0121 200 8383 or email chris.gould@omegasektor.com. Omega Sektor is known as "The Play Place" so get down there for the fun 'n' games with Dave Courtney.

31st March 2008

Dave is set to hit the USA yet again. This time with the much-awaited American DVD release of "Hell To Pay" starring Dave, Billy Murray (McVicar, Essex Boys), Dave Legeno (Snatch, The Cottage, Harry Potter) and Terry Stone (Rise of the Footsoldier, Rollin' With the Nines). It's set for a 24th of June release date priced $19.99, (that's roughly a tenner in English!). To pre-order your copy CLICK HERE.

Also packed with out-takes and extras, this disc is a must-have for all of Dave's fans and for those who couldn't get their hands on a UK-version copy back in 2005. Just make sure your DVD player is multi-region as the US version of the film is Region 1!

27th March 2008

IMPORTANT - PLEASE NOTE

The event at Chicago Rock Cafe in Tamworth has changed dates. It will now take place on 13th May 2008.

The Luton event will be held on 7th May 2008. Address is: Chicago Rock Cafe, 20-44 Gordon Street, Luton, Beds, LU1 2QP [MAP]

25th March 2008

An Audience With Dave Courtney in Tamworth on 3rd June 2008 at Chicago Rock Cafe, 59-60 Church Street, Tamworth, B79 7DF [MAP]. Tickets £10.00 (excluding meal).

Also available: Booth area with two course meal table seating for 4,5,6 people available upon request. 10 VIP tickets available seated with Dave (meal included) at £75.00 per person.

Dave will be there to meet and greet everybody upon entry, along with a photograph being taken that Dave will dedicate to the guests prior to being shown to their seats. During the evening there will be an auction, raffle and book signing, the event Dave will also be raising money for Chicago Rock Cafe's sponsored Childrens Charity ECHO. The entire event will be filmed and you can book your DVD in advance, the proceeds raised from the DVD will be donated to Charity. This is one event you won't want to miss!

For further details and advance bookings please contact davesherosandvillains@hotmail.co.uk or Text or Telephone the events team on 0788 615 6543.

Dave will also be appearing at the Chicago Rock Cafe, 20-44 Gordon Street, Luton Beds LU1 2QP. For further details on all the events being held at a Chicago Rock Cafe's near you please contact the above.

23rd March 2008

Another Audience With Dave Courtney in South Wales ... this one is on Friday 28th March at the 4 Seasons Club,  Trallwn Rd, Llansamlet, Swansea, SA7 9UQ [MAP]. Tickets are £20 on 01792 781500 or on the night. Be there!

And if you're up for that then maybe you'll be up for Carlton Leech at the same club on 11th April. See their website for details.

18th March 2008

Fully-Loaded Promotions are proud to announce that Dave will be appearing at "An Audience with Dave Courtney" at Dempseys, 15 Castle Street, Cardiff, CF10 1BS [MAP] on Sunday 30 March 2008. Doors open at 6.30 p.m. and events starts at 7 p.m.

Ticket prices are as follows:

Pre-order - £17.50
On the door - £20.00
If buying more than 10 - £15

Ticketline: 07855 687111

8th March 2008

Dave will be appearing at the following event. Click on the pic to see the full picture in a new closable window.

6th March 2008

Dave will be appearing at the following event. Click on the pic to see the full picture in a new closable window.

4th March 2008

TEL CURRIE: DIAMOND GEEZER

28th February 2008

24th February 2008

The following is just in from Tel Currie:

I fear for the morality of this great nation of ours. A nation that has been through so much in the last century and has been forced to take up arms to avoid oppression on more than one occasion. Now, it would appear governments are admiring and even copying the oppressor rather than the lessons that can be learned from the oppressed. Must justice now revolve around the idea of crushing a man's spirit and then waiting hauntingly & ghoulishly whilst looking at their watches for the body literally to be crushed as well. Will they not clock off until a man is buried deep in the earth, a technique rejected by even the most barbaric of country's?

What more can a slow grinding system do to Ronnie Biggs? Even the dimmest of us know this system has ground itself so hard it has dug, stumbled and fallen into a hole it can not climb out of! We all know the only idea they actually have is to wait for Ronnie Biggs to die. This is not just deserts, it's a complete lack of imagination and ideas.

This inspiring system was used on Reggie Kray. The system killed Reg Kray. The correct check ups and treatment would have diagnosed cancer in time to save him. I for one, refuse to believe they wanted to save him. His death solved too many problems for them to resist, it was a glorious open goal that even the worst striker in the world would have made sure he did not miss even with his weak foot!

So they told him it was nothing to worry about and for crippling stomach pain gave him two paracetamol at a time, an amount I wouldn't bother with even for the mildest of headaches!

Then, when it was too late, up jumped a cancer diagnosis!

Oh dear, where could that of come from ... whoops-a-daisy.

The system has Reg Kray's blood on it's hands and the people responsible are probably rather proud of it.

Now we have the same ingenious method being used on Ronnie Biggs. The difference between Reg and Ronnie Biggs is huge. Biggsy was no real villain, he was a desperate man who was skint. He was not feared like Reg because A) that's not in him and B) he was a carpenter NOT a gangster. He was not a threat to society then, so what does that make him now?

Like Bronson, Kevin Lane & Razor Smith, Biggs is a non-killer unlike, the government who keep them in jail for being naughty! How many young men & women have politicians killed over the years? Ha! Ha! ... It's almost funny... almost. It's like Peter Sutcliffe putting you in prison for G.B.H.!!!

Think of those who unleash hell on Iraq & Afghanistan, then think of a near 80 year old man who can't talk and has had numerous strokes who sat in a lorry watching an unarmed robbery over 40 years ago and has never hurt a sausage. Who's the evil party here? Well the old bloke obviously! He obviously has no morals. "Ooops... sorry that was a civilian shelter we blew up but isn't that Ronnie Biggs a nasty man, isn't Charlie Bronson violent?" Violent????? Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one!

The War mongers obviously don't think we are intelligent enough to work out what they are doing. The fact that a brain dead lemming with amnesia could work it out is more a reflection on them than us. It would surely be a vote winner if, whilst invading the world, the system also showed a small capability for compassion by letting an old man out of prison over forty years after his extremely minor part in a crime.

MR politician, we are not that stupid. Show some imagination, show some compassion, show some justice and you might ... just might ... regain some of the respect you lost years ago.

TEL CURRIE

17th February 2008

Just in case any of you have forgotten, our old friend Ronnie Biggs is still in prison! Mike Gray, who staunchly runs the Free Biggs Campaign has put together a compilation of photos and a track of music ... his own version of "Knocking on Heaven's Door" (recorded under the name The Train Robberz) ... which is now featured on YouTube. But why go traipsing over there to watch it when you can watch it in comfort here:

5th February 2008

Here's an offer you just can't refuse: I still have a small number of the very exclusive limited edition montage posters of Dave left. There were only 200 numbered autographed copies of this poster produced and I have less than 25 left now at the bargain price of £15.00 each (including p&p). The poster is black and white on best quality glossy poster paper, measuring 420mm x 297mm.

If you wish to be one of the 200 in the country to own this collectors item then click on the Paypal button to the left. But you'd better be quick: the button will be removed once all the posters have gone.

2nd February 2008

Just got off the phone to Dave, who was at the airport catching a plane to Spain. He's off to the mountains of Spain for a few days with international showjumper Oliver Skeet to fish for catfish, which to grow to eight feet and more than 200 lbs (over 90 kgs)!


Just an example of what Dave might find on the end
of his line. This one was caught in the same area and
weighed in at 226 lbs!

A couple of weeks ago Dave phoned the Wandsworth police to go in for his interview and was told that they weren't ready for him, but that they hoped they weren't causing him any inconvenience or worry. Dave was supposed to have an interview with them today, but left a message at the police station saying much the same thing!

He'll be back in time for his Leeds show towards the end of next week.

30th January 2008

WANNA PLAY POOL WITH DAVE?

Dave Courtney is famous for his ability to play pool using ONLY ONE HAND ... a skill he learned in prison. In fact, Dave NEVER plays two handed and it's a sight worth seeing. Even better, it's worth experiencing for yourself. If you'd like to spend a night in Dave's company at his home, the awesome Camelot Castle, playing him on his own table then be our guest. Win or lose, an evening of pool and unusual one-to-one banter with Dave is available to you for only £100. Yup, you heard me right. Just £100! And ... if you'd like to take us up on this offer ... we'll feature a photo of you with Dave (providing you remember to take one) on this Home Page.

HEY ... impress the hell out of your mates with who YOUR Pal is and tell them the incredible stories about YOUR great night ... and if they doubt your stories then just tell them to take a look at YOUR photo on DC's website.

He might even ask you to make an appearance in his next FILM or PHOTOSHOOT! Who knows what will happen on YOUR night with Dave?

Interested? Can't wait? Just email mal@davecourtney.com for details and then book your night. Dave would love to give you an evening to remember for the rest of your life!

28th January 2008

DAVE IN LEEDS

The management and girls at WILDCATS are delighted to invite you to a VIP evening with special guest Dave Courtney. Dave is joining the club on 7th February 2008 for a Q & A, photo and autograph session in addition to entertainment from their gorgeous Wildcats!!

This is a VIP event only at their venue at 153-155 The Headrow, Leeds, LS1 5RB [ MAP ]. Doors will open at 8pm with free admission with a VIP pass.

To pre-book your FREE VIP tickets to this one-off event, text “Courtney” to 07797803008 or email info@wildcatsworld.com.

25th January 2008

In memory of Tel Currie Snr. A real man, gentleman and legend never to be forgotten! He will be missed.

22nd January 2008

Well, we finally found out what the Wandsworth police want to talk to Dave about. He says it's regarding a "road rage" incident back in the Summer of 2005! We'll bring you more just as soon as we know anything.

14th January 2008

Our old mate Charlie Bronson has a new book out on 6th June (published by Apex Publishing Ltd.) with a forword by Charlie Richardson and Tel Currie. Called LOONYOLOGY, it has contributions from many people including Charlie Richardson, Ronnie Knight, Howard Marks, Albert Chapman, Tel Currie Snr, Jason Marriner and Bernie Davies.

Once again, it's available now to pre-book at Amazon. So, just click on the book cover above to go to the Amazon page.

Incidentally, if anyone is trying to get through to our great pal Tel Currie on his mobile with no luck, don’t worry. Tel is NOT ignoring you! His current mobile phone is knackered but he will have a new one in a day or so and will be texting all his pals his new number.

9th January 2008

The story carried on the 5th January regarding Wandsworth police has taken a slight twist. When they contacted Dave at the weekend it was an "urgent matter". However, when Dave's solicitor phoned them on Monday they told him not to bother phoning until next Wednesday, as they weren't ready! And we're still none the wiser as to what they want to interview him about.

8th January 2008

Another great new book by Dave Courtney and Jim Dawkins to be released later this year: THE BRITISH CRIME AND PRISON QUIZ BOOK with a foreword by our old mate Charlie Bronson. Available now to pre-book at Amazon. Just click on the book cover above to go to the Amazon page. READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE ...

Dave received an honourable mention on the front page of INSIDE TIME (the national newspaper for prisoners) this month for the wonderful thing he did for Lorna (pictured above) and all the hard-working ladies of PRISON CHAT UK. Read all about it HERE.

5th January 2008

Two rather interesting pieces of news from Dave:

The police have told Dave that his car, which he was driving when arrested by Bristol cops a few weeks ago, was retrieved from them by the She-Devil girls who formerly managed this website for a short period (and claimed to have designed it!). Dave says that he had purchased the car from them and paid to have it repaired, but didn't receive any documentation. The police say that the girls had all the correct paperwork when they came to collect it. Dave is somewhat angry, as he says that they had previously texted him on several occasions to say that they did not collect his car. The plot thickens.

More seriously, Dave has been contacted by Wandsworth police who have told him to get his solicitor to phone them on Monday and arrange an appointment for an interview with them next week. They said that Dave was likely to be arrested at the interview for something that happened a couple of years ago ... but they haven't said what! This is a slightly worrying development, as Dave is still on bail from Bristol nick, so a subsequent arrest could mean a spell on remand. Watch this space.

24th December 2007

... to all our visitors

Dave, Mal, Lesley and the team.

20th December 2007

Well, they're coming thick and fast now. Here's another letter from DAVE to BRISTOL POLICE.

19th December 2007

Another word from Dave about what's been happening in his life recently just came in, which you can read HERE.

On a personal note, I'd just like to thank all the people who have sent such kind emails welcoming me back to the site. It's stuff like that which makes my job so worthwhile. The job goes on and for any of you who want to ask any questions regarding the website (or website design/maintenance) the email address is mal@davecourtney.com.

18th December 2007

Dave's asked me to put up a letter for you which he wrote to the Bristol Police regarding the "live bullets" he is supposed to have had on him when stopped back in October, SO HERE IT IS.

14th December 2007

Another great Cage Rage event coming up:

Click on the pic to go to the Cage Rage website and buy tickets.

12th December 2007

Dave will be appearing at the "GLAMOUR" Launch Party at LEVEL Nightclub in Kettering on Saturday 22nd December. [ MAP ] So, if you live in the Northamptonshire area get yer arses down there. More information soooooon (well, as soon as I get it).

10th December 2007

MAL'S BACK !

It's been more than a year since I last sat in the driving seat here, but Dave has asked me to take the helm on his website again, so you might see a few changes over the coming months as I progressively re-tidy and re-organise the site.

First things first: Dave has made a statement about his recent brush with the law, which you can read HERE.

Now, if you've put Dave's show in Ongar on the 14th in your diary please run a line through it, as it is being rescheduled for next year. Apologies to all those who will be disappointed, but 2008 promises to be a record year for shows, so do not despair: Dave will be appearing at a venue near you in the not-too-distant future.

17th November 2007

Dave will be appearing on the Victoria Derbyshire phone in programme on BBC Radio Five on Tuesday 20th November between 10am - 11am. Along with author Terry Smith (Apex Publishing).

Dave will be interviewed at the studio at Television Centre in White City, Terry in Chelmsford.

They plan to talk about ex-criminals who have written biographies. As you may have heard, Gordon Brown mentioned in a speech on Liberty last month that he does not like seeing ex criminals making money from publishing their stories.

In reaction to this the BBC Radio Five wish to invite a few (in-)famous ex-criminals onto their show to talk about why they decided to write their books, how they went about it and also their experiences in crime.

They wished Dave to be on their show because he has published six books and stated they consider him to be an authority on this issue.

Monday 15th October 2007

Dave will be appearing at the

The Free Spirit Showcase for Arts and Music 
 3.30pm 17th October 2007 at the
Gillingham Library-High Street-Gillingham-Kent

Dave will be book signing and will be available for  
      photographs, the proceeds to be donated to charity.

 
Free Spirit will be launched by Harrison Ward-Mullis
 
The remarkable boy with half a brain- highlighted by the
BBC Documentary and shows his appreciation for the Arts and Music.
 
         Free refreshment, buffet and entertainment
 
Prizes for the winners of the colouring competition will be   
             awarded by Paul Clarke MP at 4.30pm
               
The Free Spirit showcase for the arts and music is organised by
Pepe Kau in association with Richie Benze.Co
                           
 Sponsers Include:
Dave Courtney OBE, Playball, Abbey, Moonsnappers, Photomemories and Heroes & Villains Collectables.
 
Presentation Association - Medway Libraries, Sunlight Centre, Party Place and the band Paradise in Purple
 
Event organisers www.freespirit.wed-area.co.uk
The Band               www.paradiseonpurple.com
Dave Courtney    www.davecourtney.com
 

Saturday 13th October 2007

Hi All, Sorry I haven't been updating the site much but due to ill health on my part I have been confined to my bed for the past 4 weeks or so (thank you for all the cards and flowers I didn't receive) but don't worry Dave has been keeping me in good spirits offering to give me a bed bath and rub Vicks on my chest (I wonder why?)

Anyway,  I am now going through the daunting task of ploughing through the 200+ e-mails I have received during my absence (hence why it is 1.35am on a Friday night and I'm writing to you lovely lot and not out and about this evening).

I do have some great news for you all, you now have a choice of 2 new amazing shops to choose from as well as our brilliant current one.

The Welsh Firm, Duster Promotions, are back by popular demand with their original and unique range of Knuckle Duster pendants and key-rings, as well as some Dave Courtney OBE plaques and glassware.

Wednesday 26th September 2007

We had a great letter from John,Mel,Steve and Lisa to thank Dave for a great night they had playing pool with him.

To read it click HERE.

If you want to have a great night playing pool with Dave and his famous 1 handed game for just £100.00 click HERE.

20th September 2007

The tranquillity of the lovely City of Winchester will be shattered when Dave and his friends invade the old capital of England.  Never mind King Arthur, Dave will hold court at the First In, Last Out Public House and cordially invites you all for an evening of reminiscences and tales of close calls, derring do and bent coppers.  Not a night to be missed

Apologies from Dave to all his fans and friends for this website not getting the news it deserves just lately due to his busy schedule of filming, meetings and general skull-duggery.  However he will be giving some really exciting news in the near future.

Watch this space

Monday 3rd September 2007

Yesterday Dave took almost 100 of his most loyal and trustworthy men to Brentwood, Essex to be the security at the wedding of his good friend model Jodie Marsh and Matthew Peacock.

The men who travelled from as far away as Wales to be there guarded the gates and premises whilst approx 10 trained security dogs patrolled the surrounding perimeter all with the aim of preventing the press from having access to the very sort after pictures of the wedding which was the highly anticipated climax to Jodie's hit TV show "Jodie Marsh-Who's Gonna Take Her Up The Isle" for MTV.

The Wedding was situated at Jodie's parents home in there beautifully landscaped garden under an amazing marquee decorated with flowers, chandeliers and hanging mirrored mobiles and Jodie wore an amazing red dress. The reception afterwards was held at the pool side.

Unfortunately due to the high security status of the day we are unable to bring you any photographs of the event however, you can find info and even watch it by clicking  www.mtv.co.uk/jodie/thewedding

Tuesday 14th August 2007

Dave has some new and exciting dates lined up to raise money for the Cerebral Palsy Care Centre in Cliff Woods, Kent.

The above event will be held to raise money and will be on the 19th August at the CPC Centre. The event will feature a bar, stalls, a Mustang drove by Patrick from The Drifters and competitions to win a Ferrari and a ride on a Harley Davidson. The event is free to enter and is open to the whole family!

This over 18's only event will be held on the 29th August to raise money for the CPC. It will be held at the Centre itself from 8pm til late.

To book now for just £15.00 per ticket to avoid disappointment click the PayPal Logo Below!

And Dave hasn't forgotten our friends in the North. He will be hosting an evening at the Doncaster Warehouse on the 12th October to raise money for Alan Rayment a bilateral amputee who is planning to cycle from Lands End To John O Groats for the When You Wish Upon A Star Charity.

Also featured at the event will be Comedian, singer, songwriter and musician Steve Womack who is local to the area and DJ Mark O.

Tickets cost just £15.00 each so book now by clicking the PayPal Logo below so you don't miss out!

Sunday 5th August 2007

Dave on

Tonight!

Dave will be the special guest on my favourite radio station Rockfm tonight on the Roy Basnett Phone Show talking about crime and life in general. This extremely popular radio show will be on from 10pm until 2am tonight and will be welcoming questions from anyone about anything which you can ring in and ask Dave who will answer them on air!

You can call in your questions after 10pm on 01772900974 or text "ROCK" followed by your question to 84131.

Listen to the show LIVE by clicking below

 

 

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